Millions of Americans live trapped in soulless exurbs which lack any kind of community, leaving them feeling isolated and vulnerable. Without alternatives for their social despair, they flock to demagogues promising revenge and a mythical utopia.

I'd like my home to be a creative epicenter for music in Northern Michigan

Forgetting is key to cultural concepts like forgiveness and nostalgia. Sure, we lose track of most of what happens to us--but that natural filtering process results in what we call knowledge and wisdom. When memories are only a click away they're cheapened.

Lionized for his steady demeanor on September 11, 2001, former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has been mentioned ever since as a likely presidential candidate on the Republican ticket. However, his chaotic personal life, crossdressing, and support for gay rights may make his candidacy a nonstarter with the deeply closeted crossdressing faggots who make up the leadership of the Republican base.

I had big plans for my son. From birth, if not conception, his brain would be steeped in the amniotic fluid of sports and books. He'd grow up that rarity who could hit a curve and describe it afterward in compound clauses.

i was so happy last summer

even if an alien walked out from the spaceship in 1080i and said 'I am a fucking alien look at my webbed feet and my sketchy eyes, watch my spit melt concrete' it wouldn't matter one bit. Thanks to our 'pwned' teenage culture.