Without 9/11, the Republican revolution would probably have petered out quietly, with the loss of Congress in 2002 and the White House in 2004. Instead, the atrocity created a window of opportunity: four extra years gained by drowning out unfavorable news with terror alerts, starting a gratuitous war, and accusing Democrats of being weak on national security.

The woman moves up and down on top of him

Cincinnati is unwinnable -- we should pull out, now.

Most cable modems only allow one MAC address to be connected to them at once. They keep a record of which MAC was the last one connected to it. So when you change the device/computer that is connected to the modem, you have to restart the modem in order to update the cache of the MAC address to the hub/switch's.

One can pass upon a wife a compliment that
is three-fourths base metal; she will not even bite it to see if it is good;
all she notices is the size of it, not the quality.

Love is a temporary madness; it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of eternal passion. That is just being in love, which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Those that truly love have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossoms have fallen from their branches, they find that they are one tree and not two.

Don't ever give up cause you only live once.

i hate dane cook

To truely understand something, you must look within.

As I've said many times, the future is already here. It's just not very evenly distributed.