To get your girlfriends ring size, ask to clean her rings the next time in the mall. Most jewelry stores will do it for free. Then you can secretly ask the sales person to check the size for you. Or you can slip her ring on your finger and mark the spot it fits.

so the new month of December begins! A WHOLE MONTH of losing that thanksgiving weight, saving money from work so that you can spend it all on presents and new year booze, and with some luck a holiday party thrown in...

America mix culture and big country, but people don't think about other people. They love their own life only and fun-sex-game-drink.

America is the LAPD to Saddam's OJ Simpson.

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar.

I've got some whuffie for anyone who can explain why reputation-capital schemes are non-functional.

Question #1: Do you despise bugging your family, your friends and people who are just praying that you won't bring up your 'business' opportunity?


Question #2: Do you cringe at the mere thought of 'following up' with your son's soccer coach after giving him an 'opportunity' DVD at last week's game?


Question #3: Have you ever wished that you could just carry on a conversation with someone without constantly thinking of ways to try and recruit them in the back of your mind?


Question #4: Are you sick of being told to 'Just do more of it!' when the real problem is you don't know what you're supposed to be doing more of?


Question #5: Are you tired of hounding people who you know couldn't care less about your business?

I recently realized that my life is more or less a string of vacations held together by menial labor.

ur hair is so cute and ur eyes